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A Penn State Fraternity Has Been Suspended Over A Facebook Page Exploiting...
Shutterstock Penn State fraternity Kappa Delta Rho has been suspended and could face criminal charges over invasion of privacy after a “secret” Facebook page was discovered by police. Tipped off by a...
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A Pennsylvania Brewery Will Honor Joe Paterno With A Line Of Beers
Getty Image Two things that people from central Pennsylvania love are football and beer. Thanks to City Brewing Co., a brewery based out of Latrobe, PA, those two things will come together in the form...
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This High-Schooler Made The Most Ridiculous Hype Video Ever After Committing...
#WeAre pic.twitter.com/2E4gF87wpO — Quinn Nordin (@QuinnNordin) July 10, 2015 Raise your hand if you knew who Quinn Nordin was before today. Now put your hands down, because unless you are seriously...
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Penn State Has A 260-Lb Kicker Nicknamed ‘Big Toe’ And He’s Just Tremendous
ESPN Meet Joey Julius, a place kicker for the Penn State Nittany Lions. Julius is making the rounds this college football Saturday in large part because he’s unlike your average college kicker. You...
View ArticleHow Keegan-Michael Key Tried To Trick Penn State Players Into Thinking He Was...
Share This Video Keegan-Michael Key is many things: Andre 3000, Barack Obama’s anger translator, friggin’ Gandhi. But some people may not realize two other things Key is: a Penn State alum, and a dead...
View ArticleAllen Robinson’s Painful Looking New Tattoo Is A Tribute To His Past Glories
Coaches come and go, players come and go, Legends are forever #BeLegendary pic.twitter.com/HV3Cqc1rVY — Allen Robinson (@Thee_AR15) February 17, 2016 Allen Robinson may be one of the best young wide...
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The Penn State Abuse Scandal Just Got Even Worse With Newly Unsealed Documents
Getty Image The Penn State abuse scandal just will not go away, and with every bit of new information that comes out, it just gets worse and worse. The latest development, reveals via a previously...
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A Penn State Professor Was Allegedly Killed By Friends Who Believed They Were...
Shutterstock A Penn State professor reportedly fell to his death after being pushed off a cliff by two people who may have been in his will. The New York Daily News reports that Rockview State police...
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The Internet Knows Penn State’s Planned Joe Paterno Tribute Is A Very Bad Idea
Getty Image For most people, the case is fully closed on Joe Paterno. He was a very good football coach for years and years, beloved by many, but he also likely knew about his assistant coach Jerry...
View ArticleHundreds Of Penn State Students Took To The Streets To Hunt Fake Clowns
Clowns at penn state wtf pic.twitter.com/wYBjXQ0H8Q — Alex Gaydos (@Alex_Gaydos) October 4, 2016 Warning: language in the above video NSFW Just when you think clown mania currently gripping the nation...
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Lions’ DeAndre Levy Is Proud Of Breaking ‘Dirtbag’ Joe Paterno’s Leg In College
USA Today / Getty DeAndre Levy, despite a two-year run of serious injuries, remains a star linebacker for the Detroit Lions when he’s healthy. He’s a talented sideline-to-sideline player with a...
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All The Wildest Moments From The Most Insane Rose Bowl Of All Time
Getty Image Saquon Barkley and Penn State came back in a big way this college football season. On Monday, they emptied the tank against USC in the highest-scoring Rose Bowl in the game’s 103-year...
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Trying To Make Sense Of The Unbelievable Penn State Season That No One Saw...
Getty Image PASADENA, Calif. – They were supposed to win six-to-eight games, maybe nine if we were being extremely optimistic. But what Penn State actually did in 2016 was impossible to predict....
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A Penn State Frat House And 18 Of Its Members Have Been Charged After The...
Via Remembering Tim Piazza on Facebook In February, Penn State sophomore Timothy Piazza died after falling down stairs while taking part in a hazing ritual for fraternity pledges. After an...
View ArticleThe Parents Of The Penn State Hazing Victim Say Their Son Was Treated Like...
After Penn State sophomore Timothy Piazza died after falling while intoxicated because of hazing ritual at a fraternity party in February, 18 members of Beta Theta Pi were charged, including eight...
View ArticleCOMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN
A few records were set in the past couple weeks, and I’m breaking them down in one post. Sixteen-year-old Alexander Kendrick (pictured above) invented a low-frequency, collapsible radio antenna that...
View ArticleJOE PATERNO LOOKS 20 MINUTES YOUNGER
Joe Paterno had vision correction surgery after his Penn State Nittany Lions played in the Capital One bowl, and he showed off that specs-free look yesterday…because he hates America. JoePa attended a...
View ArticleCaptain America Crowd Surfs, Hitman Kitty Remains Joyless, and Links
50 Cats Straight Chillin’ (Part Two) [Uproxx] What Bin Laden’s Death Means: One Veteran’s Take [WarmingGlow] The web reacts to the death of Osama Bin Laden with gifs, photoshops, videos, etc. [Uproxx]...
View ArticleThe Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 11/7 – Live On Tape From Liverpool
Pre-show notes: – As always, and yes, I’m begging, make sure to drop us a comment when you’re done reading the report. It can be about the report, what you thought of the show, who your five favorite...
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NBA Players Reject Latest Lockout Proposal; Dwight Howard Loves Tim Tebow
Chauncey Billups (photo. Jonathan Mannion) We all might be angry… at the very least, extremely frustrated. It’s gotten so annoying that even Bill Clinton showed up, showing the players support and...
View ArticleAshton Kutcher Said Something Impossibly Stupid
In the event you haven’t heard, last night Penn State University fired legendary football coach Joe Paterno — the man who’s been the head coaching football there longer than most of the people reading...
View ArticleThe 20 Finest #KutcherTweets
Earlier Cajun Boy thoroughly examined the all-encompassing idiocy/hypocrisy/obliviousness that was Ashton Kutcher’s Joe Paterno firing reaction tweet so I’m going to skip ahead to the part where the...
View ArticleAshton Kutcher: I Can’t Handle The Twitter
Following his impossibly stupid Joe Paterno/Penn State tweet last night and the often hilarious reaction to it, Ashton Kutcher has come to a realization, you guys: a Twitter account is simply too much...
View ArticleMorning Links, Now With 100% More Prez References
Links Australia Is Getting DC Comics License Plates? From The 80s? – One day I’ll live in a happier world where I’m able to drive a car and let people know how much I love the comic Prez at the same...
View ArticleSports Fans, Jedi Squirrels, and Links
Thanks to Stinky Pete for screencapping this. The Smoking Section Ranks In The Source’s Power 30 List |Smoking Section| The President Of Russia Has Cheerleaders Because Why Wouldn’t He? |With Leather|...
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NBC’s Bob Costas destroys Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky in interview
NBC For the last two weeks, I’ve been unable to look away from the real-life horror story that is the child rape scandal involving former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky, and the...
View ArticleThe 10 Creepiest Quotes From The Jerry Sandusky Interview With Bob Costas
Earlier today, Burnsy sent me an e-mail that read “I suppose we should do something about this” and linked to the Lion Eyes transcript of Monday night’s phone interview between Bob Costas and Jerry...
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Here’s The Penn State Joke Supercut From Last Night’s South Park You’ve Been...
As I watched last night’s episode of South Park, which was just rife with Penn State jokes — most of them delivered by a Child Protective Services case worker — I thought, “I wonder how long it’s...
View Article‘Development’ Isn’t The Word I’d Use
Nike’s World Headquarters Campus near Beaverton, Oregon, has a child day care facility called the Joe Paterno Child Development Center. They aren’t interested in changing the name, but they’re keeping...
View ArticleReport: Urban Meyer Denies Having Bladder, Pisses All Over The Place
Remember when we cared so much about the Ohio State White Elephant Gift Exchange Scandal that tattoo parlor operators were being sent to jail and players were getting suspended by the NFL for things...
View ArticlePenn State Update: Mike McQueary Is Testifying Like Ralph Wiggum
It’s still not fun to make light of the Penn State abuse scandal (especially in the wake of ESPN’s horrifying HANDS OFF cover), and TMZ’s latest updates on what’s being said during Mike McQueary’s...
View ArticleJoe Paterno Has Technically Been Laid To Rest
Today marks the third and final day of memorial services for former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, who passed away on Sunday. For the past two days, Paterno’s friends, family, former players...
View ArticleIf Anything, Joe Paterno’s Death Was Convenient For Tim Curley
When asked by investigators if former Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary had reported witnessing Jerry Sandusky raping a young child in team facilities, former Penn State University athletic...
View ArticleAt Long Last, Pedobear Makes An Appearance At The Jerry Sandusky Trial
I don’t know about you, but I haven’t been following the developments of the Jerry Sandusky trial too closely — mainly because I read some stuff about the opening day’s testimony and it made me want to...
View ArticleStay Classy, Austin
Here we see the latest in Austin, Texas’ quest to lose all of its cool points — shifty rape jokes on its local bar marquees. This pic comes to us via the Twitter of area improv comic/copywriter/friend...
View ArticlePenn State Outlaws Touching, At Least The Kind Neil Diamond Sings About
One of the great sports wishes of my adulthood has been that stadiums and arenas stop playing Neil Diamond’s ‘Sweet Caroline’ all the time. Be careful what you wish for, I guess. Following the sex...
View ArticleAl Pacino is attached to play Joe Paterno in biopic
Al Pacino is attached to play disgraced former legend Joe Paterno in a biopic, which I thought sounded really weird at first, but then I made this Photoshop, and now I can totally see it. Technology,...
View ArticleThree Reasons Why Ohio University Football Should Not Be Ranked
As I watch my alma mater, Ohio University, try to break into the college football rankings week after week this year, I feel that aggrieved pull of fandom for wanting them there. After every win my...
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On Time Travel And Penn State Football’s Return to Normalcy
Words by Alec Bojalad There’s a theory on time travel that holds no one event is big enough to divert the course of history. Time is like a stream of water running downhill and any interference from a...
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Penn State Is Paying $60 Million To The Young Men Jerry Sandusky Abused
Pictured: Nosferatu (via Getty Image) It’s not exactly what you might call “justice,” but Penn State University is finally paying up. According to the Associated Press, Penn State says they’re paying...
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Penn State Tries To Redeem Itself With The Epic ‘PSU Grandma Tries A Beer Bong’
The only context provided for the clip is in its YouTube description, although I would’ve accepted “this isn’t real life, it’s from an Adam Sandler movie.” A 75 year old grandmother tailgating at the...
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Behold, The Animated Penn State Christmas Lights Display That Blinded And...
When you think of children nestled all snug in their beds, you think about Penn State, right? Uh, actually, don’t answer that. One of last year’s big developments in viral Christmas technology was...
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Texans, Stop Breaking Head Coaching News When We’re Drinking For New Year’s Eve
Leave it to Houston to interrupt our night of scotch, sex and yelling at Johnny Manziel (not in that order), but here we are two hours before midnight in the Lone Star State and the Texans have found...
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Grab Your Parka, We’ve Discovered The Coldest Brown Dwarf Yet!
Via Penn State Brown dwarf stars are the T-Mobile Girl of the universe. You remember her? She was the girl in the pink dresses, who for some reason became a biker. And then she was a rapper (on a...
View ArticleThis Preakness Bro Is Writing A Book And Will Straight Up Kill You With UFC
While California Chrome will attempt to become the first horse racing Triple Crown winner since Affirmed in 1978 at the Belmont Stakes on June 7, this Penn State Broham will soon be a full-fledged...
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There’s A Chipotle Crisis At Penn State And Everybody’s Losing Their...
Twitter A Chipotle next to Penn State’s campus has closed because of sweatshop-like conditions. According to this sign left on the door, managers and employees walked out on the job sometime today....
View ArticleThis Michigan Frat Bro Gave A Vince Lombardi-Esque Speech To Tailgaters...
Listen, the University of Michigan sucks at football right now. In fact, they’ve sucked for quite awhile. The poop combo of Dave Brandon and Brady Hoke has been an unmitigated disaster. Both should be...
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Keith Olbermann Has Been Suspended From ESPN After A Twitter Fight With Penn...
YouTube Keith Olbermann has been given a one-week suspension from his ESPN show Olbermann after getting into a heated exchange on Twitter with Penn State students on Monday. The spat began when one...
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WWE’s Big E Had A Horrible Time Watching His Iowa Hawkeyes Lose To Penn State
Twitter On Saturday, the unranked Iowa Hawkeyes came perilously close to defeating the No. 4 Penn State Nittany Lions. It was a thrilling nail-biter of a game that literally came down to the last...
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